Ex Boyfriend's Shirt...

I'm blogging all weekend over on the Luxe blog. Today is their upcoming line Ex-Boyfriend's Shirt. The papers are gorgeous, you'll have to hop over to the other blog to take a peek. This line cracks me up - here are their names:

The Mama's Boy
The One Who Got Away
The Bad Boy
The Starving Artist
The Nice Guy
The Class Clown
The One Who Stood Me Up

So, now you know the names, here are a couple that ended up on the cutting room floor...

The Bad Kisser
The One Who Never Grew Up
The Sports Freak
The Stalker
The One that Made Me Crazy
He Who Loved Himself
The One Who Didn't Get Me
The One Who Probably Liked Boys

What would you have come up with?